Under Pressure

Sick of pressure? The way it bears down upon you? Endless? Relentless? Want to eat it to gain its power? You should probably cook it first. And if you're going to cook pressure, you're going to need a pressure cooker. Woot's got your back. Cook all your pressure away, and enjoy a delicious, pressure-free life.

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About Pressure Cookers

Much like a clingy girlfriend pushing for commitment, pressure cookers confine something in an enclosed space, and then turn up the heat and pressure until achieving the desired results. Also like clingy girlfriends, pressure cookers can be discreetly abandoned on a New Jersey turnpike without attracting too much attention to myself.