Utensils, Metensils

The thing about eating with your hands is this: no matter how awesome it may be, it tends to provoke a negative response from repressed, boring, overcivilized types. You know, the kind of people you're going to have to humor at dinner parties and holidays. Better to have some utensils on hand, because there's just no teaching those snobs.

Ends on December 13 at 9AM CT

About Silverware

Not only good for eating, but also useful in repelling vampires of the King, Blade, and True Blood varieties (although NOT Ricean, Stoker, Sesame, or Diaries variations) and werewolves (again, excepting the problematic Diaries subspecies). Early research suggests it may also help to repel the predatory "Gold Digger" subspecies of humanity, but conclusive testing has not yet been completed due to lack of funds.