The beauty is in the bowl, and the beauty is in the bowl.

There are three rules to the flower diet:

1. You can eat only flowers.

2. You can eat only out of Bamboo Flower Bowls.

3. Rules 1 and 2 are non-negotiable.

The guiding principle is this: if you want to be beautiful, you must eat what is beautiful out of what is beautiful. And what could be more beautiful than flowers in a handmade bowl shaped like a flower and glazed with natural lacquer derived from cashew nut trees?

Yes, friends! It’s that simple! So why wait? Take the first step towards beauty! Start the Flower Diet today!

A few notes on the Flower Diet:

- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat taste bitter and may make you feel sick. But don’t worry! That’s okay! As long as you look beautiful on the outside, it doesn’t matter!

- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat are hallucinogenic. So if you’re scared of hallucinating, well then, maybe you’re not ready to be beautiful.

- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat are carnivorous. Just remember, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. And they tend to bite harder when they’re afraid.

- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat are carnations that have been used in corsages worn by high school graduates. With these, eating the pin part is optional. But, just so you’re aware, only wimps don’t eat the pin part.

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