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Here we go, folks! Light the fires and kick the tires, we’re ready to get this thing going! Jack Grapple here, comin’ to you LIVE from the Salt Shack in Duck Key, FL. Here with me as always is my partner, 46-time American Samoa/Polynesian Title Holder “Darling” Darryl Dangle!
“Nothing puts me in the wrestling mood like the Florida Keys, Jack!”
Well then you’re in the right mood for tonight, then, Dangle! We’ve had an absolute wrestling apocalypse tonight, and it’s only gonna get more intense now as our competitors make their way to the ring for the main event, a Key Lime Kill Fest! Two heavyweights are going toe to toe tonight, as King Daddy Dude meets The Evil Weevil.
“These two fighters have been around the block more than a few times, but up until now they’ve never had an issue with each other. That all ends tonight; one of these men is going to walk out of here victorious, and one of them is going to be forced into retiring!”
There’s the bell! These two titans of the Federation of International Superstar Turnbucklers have locked horns! Weevil goes for a headlock but King Daddy counters with an elbow to the ribs.
“I think he tagged him good there, Weevil seems to be favoring those ribs.”
Indeed he does, Dangle. He’s making his way out of the ring entirely while King Daddy Dude marches regally around the squared circle.
“He’d better watch out. The Dude may be King, but Weevil’s up to something!”
I agree, Dangle! What’s that insidious bug up to?
“Looks like we’ll find out!”
Oh no! He’s gone under the ring and gotten a refurbished Dyson DC23 Turbinehead Canister Vacuum! He can’t be up to any good with that!
“Maybe he’s going to use the Level 3 Root Cyclone technology to clear the ring of microscopic dust and allergens.”
I don’t think so, Dangle! King Daddy Dude is too busy pandering to the crowd to notice Weevil behind him! OH NO! There it is! He just brained the King!
“Damn, that weevil is evil!”
The King is down! There’s the pin! Weevil is your winner, folks! And he’s vacuuming up King Daddy Dude in the ring! A legend ends here tonight, but maybe for the Weevil a new one begins!
Dyson DC23 Turbinehead Canister Vacuum
Turbinehead Brush Bar
Turbinehead Underside
Brush, Crevice & Stair Tools
Washable HEPA Filter
Retractable Power Cord
Package Contents
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Condition: Refurbished
Features:
| Specifications: | |
| Patented Cyclone Technology: | Level 3 Root Cyclone™ Technology |
| Air Watts (constant): | 220 |
| Movement Type: | Fixed Wheel |
| Filter: | Lifetime HEPA Filter |
| Stair Cleaning: | Easy Stair Cleaning |
| Bin Capacity: | 0.44 gallons |
| Dimensions: | 13.9”(H) x 19.3”(W) x 11.9”(D) |
| Weight: | 19.5 lbs |
| Max Reach: | 36.2 feet |
| Cord Length: | 21.6 feet |
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