You guys, seriously, can it be somebody else’s turn to make the chips now?

Hey, fellas, I don’t know how I ended up on snack-making duty, but I’d appreciate it if one of you would take over for a minute so I can watch the game. Eddie? Zach? Come on, guys! We all decided to eat healthier this year, didn’t we? I figure we should all pitch in to make the healthier munchies, don’t you? It’s really fun! You just slice up your favorite root vegetable or fruit like on the mandolin, dry and place the slices on the stackable silicone non-stick trays and…

What? What just happened?! Did they score?! Awww, crap, I missed it?! Dang it! Stupid naturally delicious, preservative-free chips! Come on, you guys, stop waving the empty bowl at me and help out! Brian? Aaron? Seriously, you just stick them in the microwave for three to five minutes! Any of you can do it! DUDES, FOR REAL, IF I MISS THE HALFTIME COMMERCIALS, I’M GONNA BE WICKED MAD, SO WHO’S TAKING OVER?

Sigh. Fine. Another batch of sweet potato chips coming right up. Jerkholes.

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