I’ll admit to wars, intolerance, hate, and overly-tight pickle jars. But eggs? I’m just not a fan.

I don’t even know how this thing started. The 18th century, maybe? Whatever. One minute, I’m sowing the seeds of darkness and evil in the hearts and minds of Mankind and the next thing I know, you people are blaming me for what’s happened to the yolk of your hard-boiled eggs.

It’s just weird. I mean, I don’t even like eggs. Broken hearts, the tears of orphans, and the delicious lies people tell one another? Now that’s a different story. That’s a hearty meal, right there. But eggs? That’s just icky.

So when I see things like this Tote N’ Go Insulated Carrier, I get a little miffed, I gotta say. If I were the type of guy who liked picnicking or pot lucking, this thing would be a great way to transport warm or cold food. Well, all food ends up warm where I’m from, but you get the idea. If I’ve got a nice baked ziti in a 13” x 9” baking dish I’d like to share with the demons in Circle Seven, it’s gonna fit right in this thing. And the two trays and the rectangular container with lid would be pretty convenient to have on hand, too.

But that “deviled” egg tray… Man, it just irks me, you know?

Honestly, I always thought the name “eggs mimosa” was lovely, but no one listens to me. Okay, that’s not entirely true, but still.

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