Never be short of a cookware again.
Planning on fleeing the country now that the primaries are over? Now's the time to start shopping for luggage!
Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Scratch And Dent. It means it's not perfect, but it's almost perfect.
Some people think you can live with one pair of sheets. Those people have NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING.
It's not a trash can't, people. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT
A pet feeder with a recorder? First it'll make you laugh. Then it'll make you nod and smile.
Hair is like a pet snake: it must not be allowed to think for itself.
Guess what? You can ALREADY get a robot who does your work! It's called a dishwasher!
Why don't we have a month called "Ward" too? THIS IS A HORRIBLE OVERSIGHT.