Hey! Thanks for coming in here to Office Humor, the best club inside those four brick walls! Are you ready to laugh?

Okay, tonight we've got a kid who's getting up here for the first time. He's brave, isn't he? Put 'em together for... the Stand-Up Desk!

um.. hi everybody... don't you hate it when you're... hang on, i've got a notecard... don't you hate it when you're trying to do your job and... no, wait, it's upside down... don't you hate it when... say, sir, where are you from? oh, idaho? i'd-a like to see that state one day! ha ha! please don't take that personally because i can't afford to buy you champagne.

so who here works in an office? yeah? isn't it, um, ridiculous? like some bosses are all "stand up when you work" and some bosses are all like "you sit down right now!" i'm a stand-up desk so i always get in trouble with my boss. oh, um, he's the sit-down kind. did i mention that? sorry. this was easier in the break room. just like one of my co-workers, right? that judy, she's always flirting with me. i think she really likes my style. the other day she came up to me and said "i'm glad you're such a tall desk, i bet i could really fit underneath you!" and then i said- oh, no, is she here? judy! i didn't see you because of the lights! don't be mad, judy, it was just a joke! oh, man, this is going to be so awkward tomorrow in the break room.

Ha ha, good try, kid! Give him a big hand! Comedy's hard, but keep at it! You're a natural stand-up! Up next we've got a lamp that does knock-knock jokes! That two drink minimum's gonna be easy to reach tonight!

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