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When Parents Texts

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Features

A collection of insanely funny texts between parents and kids, When Parents Text is a surprisingly affecting window into the complicated time when parents aren’t ready to let go, and kids aren’t ready to be let go. The parents are well-meaning but hopeless, silly and a little corny, and befuddled by the technology. The kids are bewildered yet patient: the perfect straight man. And the authors, two recent college graduates, Lauren Kaelin and Sophia Fraioli, have an unerring editorial instinct to select the funniest, sweetest, quirkiest, most-telling exchanges. The virtual scolding:Dad: I will deal with your sassy behavior when I get home. Meanwhile have some fiber. There’s the revelatory: Mom: My fingers are saying words. This is amazing. The autofill-challenged: Mom: dig up some tadpoles on ur way homo. Me: ummm, what? Mom: It autocorrected me. I mean to say dig up some tadpoles on ur way homo. (4 minutes later) Mom: PICK UP SOME TAMPONS ON YOUR WAY HOME. The manically inappropriate:Mom: Woo Hoo—Ruth died, you know Uncle Lyman’s wife, BUT I have your Braves tickets and check on the table!! And the downright inexplicable:Dad: You could poop your pants in the yankee candle store and no one would know. Launched as a website just last year, www.whenparentstext.com is a phenomenon. It receives 300,000 to 500,000 page views a day, with features in The Huffington Post, Entertainment Weekly, College Humor, and more. When Parents Text includes the best of texts from the website, plus more than 50 percent all-new material never before published. Includes an emoticon glossary and 16-page color insert of MMS texts— multimedia messaging service, aka, bizarre photos from mom and dad. It’s the perfect gift for every text-savvy kid to give to his or her parents.

  • Written by: Lauren/Sophia
  • Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0761166041
  • ISBN-13: 978-0761166047
  • Imported: USA

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Specs

Dimensions: 5 x 0.7 x 7 inches

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  • (1) When Parents Texts

Specs

Dimensions: 5 x 0.7 x 7 inches

In the box:

  • (1) When Parents Texts

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