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I am absolutely not saying that these decorations made your house a target. What I am saying, however, is that if you had spent as much energy on your candy selection as you did on your yard ornamentation and Star Child costume, a horde of disgruntled too-old-to-be-trick-or-treating-anyway teens wouldn't have egged your house.
Ah yes. All Hallows' Eve. The day we commemorate the pagan harvest festival by bobbing for apples, carving pumpkins into jack-o-lanterns and gawking at girls who use the holiday as an excuse to dress like hookers.