There are two kinds of people in life: people who drink bad coffee and people who know better. Why don't we include people who don't drink coffee? Because THEY AREN'T REALLY PEOPLE! So here's your choice: buy this coffee and enjoy it or give up your right to matter at the Grand Assembly Of Beans. Your choice, people. Your choice.
If you care about coffee, just reading the word "coffee" makes you want some coffee. We get it, really. Half the office just went for coffee because we discussed this sale openly. The guy writing this is going for coffee right after he finishes talking about this right here. Trust your feelings. Go get your credit card.