We all have to eat. Left to our own devices, we'd only need a napkin and a trough. But sometimes, other people show up. People we don't know. People we want to impress. And that's why we need a fancy dining room.
Gosh, they're so great, aren't they? Maybe if our dining rooms are top notch, they'll like us and we'll be friends. Sigh. Wouldn't that be dreamy?
