Pillow Talk
You know why they call them "throw" pillows don't you? It's because when some sap won't stop spewing sweet nothings all over his lady love, you're allowed to chuck a pillow at his big dumb googly-eyed head. Similarly, you are also allowed to beat him to a fluffy pulp with the feather or down pillows from the bed. Oh please. The only thing that'll really hurt is his pride.