Wall to Wall (from Safavieh)
Nothing quite says "unimaginative and boring" like an apartment full of blank, empty walls. Now, if that's the image you want to cultivate, don't let us stop you. But if you ever intend to meet a nice lady, you may want to spruce up the joint. Yeah, we know we sound like your mother, but she might actually have a point this time.
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