Banzai Wave Crasher Surf Slide

What didn’t I like? Let me count the ways. First, the slide arrived with a split seam, so it wouldn’t hold air, The “patch kit” is a thin piece of transparent tape; useless. It was purchased for my daughter’s birthday party so I attempted to fix it with duct tape. Filled it up, attached the hose for the sprinkler feature, and it stayed upright for five minutes before collapsing. Ok, so I’ll return it, right? Except, once the sprinkler reservoir fills, there’s no way to drain it. So I have a deflated slide filled with water. So how to return it? Cut another hole in it to drain the water, then somehow fold up all that rubber to put it back into the box? I’ll need a box twice the size — once these inflatable pools come out, they don’t go back in.