Hypoallergenic Stuffer Pillow Insert

This is a nifty pillow that is well crafted. It's a great value and arrived exactly as advertised. It has many uses, if you're unfamiliar with how pillows work, I will give you a few ideas here. Oh, lil' pillow you are so soft and uplifting, you bring me hypoallergenic comfort and joy. I can stuff you into the Nicolas Cage flip sequin pillowcase and set you on the couch. I can sit on you to lift my pelvis in lotus pose as I seek inner peace and zen. I can prop my feet on you as I watch the new episodes of Midnight Gospel on Netflix. I can use you to balance my dinner plate in my lap and hope I don't spill spicy curry on you. I can throw you in the wash and bring you out of the dryer fresh as new, for some reason i will of course blame on the kids. I can bury by face into you and scream at the top of my lungs as I face the 62 day of March in quarantine. I can use you to create a chill blanket for and hide from my problems. I could even use you to complete my Halloween costume of the country icon, and America's sweetheart Dolly Parton. So many uses, I highly suggest you purchase this pillow and discover its many uses on your own. Bonus: it could make a great housewarming gift for that weird coworker that invited you over for tetris and crackers.