Furinno Turn-N-Tube Monitor Riser Stand

First, the riser is great. A piece of particle wood covered in a nice finish with 5 screw in plastic legs that screw into preset threads. Super simple to put together. What I really love is the instructions that come with this... four pages. It starts with an indication that one person is recommended to assemble this super simple structure. The instructions also indicate that no tools are required to spin the legs into place... phew. Estimated time to complete... 5 Minutes.... WAY overestimating. The platform... Hardware Item A... is labelled with an A sticker. Phew... now I know that the single piece of wood in the box is the platform. The legs are part 1. Step 1 (really... this is in the instructions...) screw the legs in "clockwise" into panel A (which... if we recall, has a sticker so we know the single platform is where we put the identical legs into... it would be embarrassing to mess this up). Step 2... turn the platform over so the legs are on the bottom and the platform is on top.... I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.... the instructions are that good. It then recommends not putting too much weight on the platform (15 pounds). I have to give the five stars to whomever felt we needed four pages of instructions to put this together. They have obviously been burned by Ikea in the past and want us to all not suffer such a fate.