Zytty Portable Standing Desk

If you're looking for a barely passable computer station that's made from laminated sawdust press board and thin metal tubing one step above pot metal, then look no further. Zytty has exactly what you've been searching for! Zytty is excited to bring to market Brittle Plastic © end caps that arrive cracked, damaged and in multiple pieces for every third customer. Be prepared to experience Super Flimsy © cross bar tubes! Are you brave enough to bend these bars to your will so they fit? Maybe so. But beware, these bars bite back. Each end is meticulously engineered to exacting standards to appear innocuous but can (and will) lacerate your hand if you aren't careful. Exciting! Zytty is also going green. All flat surfaces are produced using only the highest sawdust and a "guaranteed" non-toxic glue-like substance with our patent pending Almost Real © laminate. Your friends and loved ones won't be able to tell that this isn't actual wood from 3 meters away or more. The best part is that all the hardware is conveniently packed in the No Labels for You © blister pack that work in perfect harmony with the No Words Needed Instructions ©. Who needs words, or labels, or drawn to scale hardware diagrams when the product is just this good?