Bunch O Balloons Launcher 2 Pack

Do you have a toddler? Do you have resentment or unresolved feelings that sometimes you know your child just has it coming? Are you considered a “good parent”? Are you willing to just accept being a part of the “Bad Moms Club”? Are you looking for an option to take out your anger as a full grown adult on another full grown adult *I would assume it would have to be a male 🤷🏻‍♀️🤫*? If you answered yes, then these are for you! I could totes be a great sales person, right? Yes, it is currently during my working hours; no, I should not be doing this, yes, it’s fiiinnee 🙄. Did you giggle? Did you stop reading? If you are still reading, you are definitely my kind of woman (note- how I know you’re not a man, since you didn’t lose interest, I use these Amazon reviews like they’re therapy). My son (3.5 years old & almost 4 foot tall) & I have so much fun with these! If you don’t know about these balloons yet, I’ll start by saying they’re the easiest things in the world! They come with a piece that you put on a hose, Spicket, or even your indoor sink (the hardest) & they fill up the balloons & they automatically tie until they fall off the piece they’re attached to. Are they pricier than say a pack of water balloons you have to tie yourself? Oh yeah, I’m sure. I wouldn’t know, because I’m “lazy” I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I refuse to find out. Granted, I’m a millennial & all, but I’m not trying to tie 100 water balloons. Bless the heart of my parents for doing it for me. Then the launchers that come with it, you just pop that balloon in there and start running around like a firecracker & have a blast! <— see that pun? These balloons are hands down the best! I live for them in the summer, I have packs upon packs of them. I get the name brand ones because they are better than the off brand. I have found that out 🫣. I thought saving $10 was worth it, but it’s not. The other ones don’t seal like these ones do. If you’ve learned anything from this review, note that I’m a hoot, I don’t actually need therapy (that’s what I have reviews for🤣), these don’t hurt your lawnmower, they don’t actually hurt your child either, or millennial’s backs from toddlers 😅🫣, & it’s all about the memories. Xoxo