Even the powerful gods of heavy metal still need a bedding set at night.
My name is Flax Noviscum. I'm the dark lord and lead guitarist for Snow's Blood, a metal band out of... well, I grew up in Maine, but we keep a P.O. Box in Sweden so legally we're from there. Every day I stalk the forests in facepaint and leather breeches covered in steel spikes (facing outward) howling my lyrics about the war between the Elder Bear Gods and the Frost Orcs Of The Mountain. I combine viking poetry with the screams of Japanese art students and form it into a bone knife of vengeance with which I stab at the heart of the commercialization which I shun. And then, at the end of the day, I get all cozy in my 14 Piece Bedding Set.
You see, I don't believe it's selling out to enjoy a quiet night at home in bed with a cup of tea, as long as the tea is hot enough to boil off the skin of anyone who touches it, and the bed is covered in all 14 pieces for maximum comfort. Didn't the mighty Odin lay his ravens on a velvet perch? I'm sure I heard that somewhere. And didn't even the most lowly viking take home a pillow on which to lay his de-helmeted head?
Sleeping on the cold hard ground sounds great in a song, but in real life? Oh, man, does it suck. So follow the path of the Elder Bear Gods and cover yourself in something comfy. They've got magical fur, and we've got a 14 Piece Bedding Set. Endorsed by the darkest of metal fans... me!
Features
That's it! You're done with that ancient comforter on your bed! You want a fresh pop of style, a cool contemporary look, and a surprising splash of hot design. Fortunately, you're in luck with this sharply modern and sumptuously soft set. With every piece you need to dress a bed, this comforter set adds a luxurious touch of elegance to a room, with comfy coziness, and durable quality that will keep you stylishly dreaming for years to come. The ambiance that arrives will be a lively surprise and a perfect update to a room. Do away with home-design boredom and shake up your bedroom's look!
- Includes: 1 Comforter, 1 Bed skirt, 2 Standard Shams, 2 Euro Shams, 2 Decorative Pillows, 1 Flat Sheet, 1 Fitted Sheet, 4 Pillow Cases
- Material: 100% Polyester
- Oversized & Overfilled
- Modern & stylish bedding set
- Easily fits in with any style of decor
- Taupe-Chocolate set - includes Chocolate sheets
- Blue-Smoke set - includes Grey sheets
- Sage-Chocolate set - includes Chocolate sheets
- White-Black set - includes White sheets
- Sandstone-Smoke set - includes Grey sheets
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
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Bedding Set Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Sheet Set Fabric: | 100% Polyester Microfiber |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) 14-Piece Oversized Comforter and Sheet Set ~ Includes: 1 Comforter, 1 Bed skirt, 2 Euro Shams, 2 Standard Shams, 2 Decorative Pillows, 1 Fitted Sheet, 1 Flat Sheet, 4 Pillow Cases
Specs
Specifications | |
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Queen Set: |
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King Set: |
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Bedding Set Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Sheet Set Fabric: | 100% Polyester Microfiber |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) 14-Piece Oversized Comforter and Sheet Set ~ Includes: 1 Comforter, 1 Bed skirt, 2 Euro Shams, 2 Standard Shams, 2 Decorative Pillows, 1 Fitted Sheet, 1 Flat Sheet, 4 Pillow Cases
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 10m 24.332s
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