Sleep Like A You
Foam never sleeps. That way, you can.
There was a time when you slept like a baby. Remember when that was? That's right. It's when you were a baby. You used to close your eyes and toddle straight to dreamtown and you did that because you didn't care about nothin'. Because there was always someone there to take care of you, right? You didn't have to worry where you'd sleep or eat. Someone else made sure all that sort of thing was taken care of in advance. You just asked, and enjoyed.
We bring this up because we want to make it absolutely clear: this two-pack of foam pillows will NOT let you sleep like a baby. They won't feed you. Nor will they walk you or dress you help you find a suitable place to go to the bathroom. And you're hopefully fine with that, because you're NOT a baby. Who wants to be a baby? Babies don't get to do anything!
So if you want to turn back into a baby, get a therapist. Seriously. Talk these feelings out. But if you want a two-pack of pillows made of memory foam that will help you sleep like someone with a driver's license, the right to buy alcohol, and the ability to vote? These will be GREAT at that!
Features
Get the perfect nights rest with memory foam pillows. Your choice of classic or contoured pillows.
- Sensor-FOAM is a super open-cell memory foam technology that does not sleep hot, allowing you sleep cooler and more comfortable all night long
- The ventilated, iCOOL technology is an advanced ventilation fabrication process to the memory foam
- Triple layer, luxury knit fabric outer
- Odor-free, Sensor-FOAM Memory Foam
- Set of 2 pillows
- Classic shape is the traditional pillow shape and features a circular knit fabric outer
- Contour pillows provide additional neck support and feature a Greek key knit fabric outer
Warranty: 5 Years Soft-Tex
Specs
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Care: | Spot Clean |
Made in: | China |
Classic Pillow Dimensions: | 22" L x 14" W x 4.7" H |
Contour Pillow Dimensions | 14" H x 20" W x 5" Thick |
In the Box:
- (1) Soft-Tex 80908-2 Classic Comfort Pillows - 2pk
Specs
Specifications | |
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Material: |
|
Care: | Spot Clean |
Made in: | China |
Classic Pillow Dimensions: | 22" L x 14" W x 4.7" H |
Contour Pillow Dimensions | 14" H x 20" W x 5" Thick |
In the Box:
- (1) Soft-Tex 80908-2 Classic Comfort Pillows - 2pk
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