Free To Be Free
When it comes to flag stuff, there's tasteful (like this) and then there's weird. And one should always err on the side of tasteful.
A small flag for your car? That'll make people smile. A pair of sneakers that say THESE COLORS NEVER RUN! and have "Freedom!" printed on the sole? That's just a little weird, right? And that's the dark secret to American freedom: you've got the right to be crazy, but we've got the right to point and giggle if you walk by cosplaying "What if Thomas Jefferson was the Tenth Doctor?"
This nifty three piece set is designed for the freedom lover who wants to enjoy their flag quietly. You get a nice flag for the car, a nice piece of flag wall art with a PEVA waterproof backing so as not to damage your wall, and a great American Flag soft sherpa/microplush throw that can keep you warm when the cold, Communist winter returns. And, best of all, they all look reasonably classy! Unlike that guy who wears a red, white and blue Speedo thong to the community pool. Shudder.
It's perfectly okay to love the symbol of our country. But there's a line, you know? To put it simply, 3 piece Americana Set: good, toilet bowl painted to look like a flag: bad. Nothing you should go to jail over, but still bad.
Features
Show your American pride with this 3-Piece Americana Set. Perfect for displaying your patriotic spirit in your home, on your car or while watching fireworks or having a picnic with friends and family. 3-Piece Set includes the following:
American Flag Throw:
- Perfect for taking on picnics or for cuddling up on the sofa
- 51" x 63" size
- Made of soft sherpa that reverses to microplush
- Sides of throw features blanket stitching
- Machine wash
American Flag Decor:
- Proudly display the USA flag on in your everyday decor
- Perfect to hang on a wall or use as a table cloth
- Soft microplush American flag face with PEVA waterproof backing to not damage surfaces
- 51" x 63" size
- Spot clean
American Flag Car Flag:
- Easily attaches to car window, simply close the window on the clip at the bottom of the plastic pole
- 13.5" x 9.25" flag with 17.5" tall plastic car window pole
- Made from 100% polyester
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
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In the Box:
(1) Americana 3-Piece Throw, Decor and Flag Set includes:
- (1) American Flag Throw
- (1) American Flag Decor
- (1) American Flag Car Flag
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American Flag Decor: |
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In the Box:
(1) Americana 3-Piece Throw, Decor and Flag Set includes:
- (1) American Flag Throw
- (1) American Flag Decor
- (1) American Flag Car Flag
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