It's time you take a stand. But don't just take it. Pay for it first.

Where do I stand, you ask me? That's an easy question for me to answer. Because I stand with those who are downtrodden.⁽¹⁾ I stand with the helpless.⁽²⁾ I stand with those who seek justice in places where justice is no more.⁽³⁾ I stand with the brave⁽⁴⁾, the foolish⁽⁵⁾, those willing to risk it all⁽⁶⁾. I stand with those who always put their principals first, each and every day.⁽⁷⁾ I stand with humanity.⁽⁸⁾ I stand with America.⁽⁹⁾

⁽¹⁾ Assuming that these downtrodden appear on a television, 60" and 180lb max, that is resting on this TV Stand.

⁽²⁾ Again, the helpless would need to be on a TV show, or possibly on a DVD which could probably fit neatly into the center drawer.

⁽³⁾ Naturally in this case the "those who seek justice" refers to the characters on the media you'll probably store behind the two sliding doors with glass panels. Please, don't take any of this literally.

⁽⁴⁾ As long as you're brave enough to use some adjustable position shelving, you'll be okay with this TV Stand. You won't need to fight robots or anything. We're not talking super-hero kinda brave.

⁽⁵⁾ If you were foolish enough to have too many cables, don't worry! There are holes to help you manage them!

⁽⁶⁾ This TV Stand wipes clean with a damp cloth. Risk of it getting all dusty is therefore minimal.

⁽⁷⁾ This would be an excellent gift from a principal, or a teacher, or really anyone in or out of the educational field!

⁽⁸⁾ Any human being who needs a place to put a TV would be very happy with a TV Stand like this.

⁽⁹⁾ Unless you're in Alaska, Hawaii or APO addresses, because we can't ship this TV stand to there. Sorry!

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