Inside Job

Don't mess with a man who can do the windmill. I promise you, you'll regret it.

Mike is a professional. Ask him what kind of a professional, however, and you just get a sort of unsettling sideways grin. He moved into the building six months ago to keep an eye on that chain-smoking broad with the attitude problem, and he was being paid very handsomely to do so.

He never asks questions. He just does what he's told, and he usually does it very well. Until recently, he had never botched a job. But when that nit-wit OCD blonde broke into his apartment a couple weeks ago, it threw him for a loop. He got distracted and lost track of the target. Now she was gone, and he was going to have to miss his Friday night tap lessons to go looking for her. Mike hates missing his Friday night tap lessons. It puts him in a sour mood. And you don't want to cross paths with Mike when he's in a sour mood.

The video feed from Mike's surveillance camera showed the nit-wit slipping in through the window by the fire escape. She clearly knew exactly what she was looking for, which is more than Mike could say. She had made a bee-line for his Bissell Power Clean Rewind, and dismantled it piece by piece.

It looked as if she had searched every last square inch of its unique Helix clean system, the bagless Easy Empty Dirt Cup and even the bristles of the combo dusting/upholstery brush. She hadn't found anything, of course. Mostly because he had never even used it. He just bought it to get that old man salesman out of his hair, so to speak. That was the other reason she didn't find anything. Mike didn't have any hair. None on his entire body, actually. Hair is evidence. And Mike never intends to leave any behind. Same reason he burned off his fingerprints years ago.

And the same reason he'll go completely undetected when he pays Blondie a visit later tonight. Right after Wednesday night glass blowing, of course.

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Features

  • A versatile vacuum with an automatic cord rewind, Helix dirt separation system and a variety of easy to use tools
  • Exclusive helix system protects the motor while extending filter life
  • The unique Helix cleaning system captures dirt and other debris using internal “ribs” that are incorporated into the Easy Empty Dirt Cup
  • This forces large particles, dust and other debris down to the bottom of the tank instead of up into the filter, helping the vacuum to work more effectively longer
  • Automatic cord rewind eliminates time and effort from your cleaning process and provides easy, convenient storage for the 25ft. cord
  • Instead of unwinding a power cord before plugging it in, you simply pull it out to the desired length, plug in and get started
  • When you’re finished cleaning, you can rewind the cord with the push of a button, instead of struggling to neatly wrap the cord
  • Dual edge cleaning provides Surround Suction® to clean hard to reach places
  • Bagless, with Easy Empty Dirt Cup
  • Includes a crevice tool, combination dusting brush/upholstery brush, TurboBrush tool and an extension wand

Special Information: Due to the size of this item, it can not be delivered to MILITARY addresses

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 3 Year Bissell

Specs

Specifications
Surface Type:
  • Carpet
  • Upholstery
  • Bare Floors
  • Stairs
  • Low Profile Carpet
Power Rating: 12 amps
Heater:

No

Filtration: HEPA Media
Cleaning System: Helix System
Filter: Style 7/9/16 Post-Motor Filter
Clean Filter Indicator: Yes
Cleaning Path Width: 15 inches
Power Source: Corded
Power Cord Length: 25 Feet
Automatic Cord Rewind: Yes
Brush System: 15" Rotating, Rotating, 2 Rows
Surface Height Settings: 5
Dual Edge Cleaning: Yes
Belt Type: Style 7/9/10/12/14/16 Replacement Belt
Included Multi-Use Tools:
  • Crevice Tool
  • Combination Dusting Brush/Upholstery Tool
  • TurboBrush Tool
Reach Extension Tools: Extension Wand
Weight: 17.5 lbs.

In the Box:

  • (1) Bissell 18M9V PowerClean Rewind Bagless Vacuum

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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  • 20% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
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Bissell PowerClean Rewind Vacuum
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