Hey! What if Shakespeare's classic plays were actually about classic blenders? We think it could look a little something... like this!

Much Ado About Blenders

A banana that swears never to be married meets a strawberry who pledges love. Meanwhile, a carrot begins to court an orange. Each couple is swept up in turn within a comedy of blending, resulting in two fully-resolved smoothies by Act Five.

The Blending Of The Shrew

A mango-milk blend meets a wild and complex unsliced peach that refuses to be blended down. Slowly they come to terms with each others with and the final drink is a mango smoothie with a slice of peach on the side, to the delight of all.

Julius Blender

A strong ruler is blended down into the liquid of society by the relentless application of blades. In March.

All's Well That Blends Well

A triple-berry blend is ultimately formed through a very complex series of romances and manipulations that make The Bachelor look simple.

Romeo And Juliet And A Blender

Two crazy kids at a house party accidentally break their family's blender. One fakes their death to escape the shame, but then the other drinks poison out of the blender, then the first one also drinks poison from the same blender.

Hamlet, Where's The Blender, You Had It Last

A underprivileged white kid has a murder mystery party for his birthday. His stepdad gives him a blender, which he kinda hates, then learns to love while he's at college. His two stoner friends inspire the spin-off stoner comedy Rosencrantz And Gildenstern Both Blend.

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