Owning an robot vacuum is like being transported to a video game. It's your little friend!

Can't use the XBox? Grounded from the PS4? No problem, kids, just get a robot vacuum and pick up where you left off! It's just as fun, and nobody's parents ever said "you can't clean the living room."

HERE'S HOW TO MAKE IT FUN!

Escort Missions - Let your vacuum start out on it's own special path across the carpet. Stay with it! If it gets more than six inches away from you, you fail your mission! You'll be amazed at how many different places your little vacuum tries to go. How will you protect it when it runs under the couch? You'll have to figure that out when you're playing at Expert Level!

Precision Flying - Hold your arms up and crouch down. Walk right behind the vacuum as it crosses a hard-wood floor and do exactly what it does. Match it exactly for the gold, but settle for the silver if you only get close. Invite your friends over and keep in formation for a true multiplayer experience!

Griefing - Set up furniture to trap the vacuum in an endless loop. Insult its family and and use complexly cruel profanity. It's just like being online, isn't it? Sure it is!

Don't feel trapped into using a gaming console. Today an vacuum can give you the same experience without any need for an Internet connection. Thanks, vacuum!

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