Go, fight, win!
Oh Barbara, what a grand idea this was! A day of sporting games, diverting our attentions from the crushing ennui of life itself like regular, average, middle-class people! This is lovely! And the refurbished Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage Chiller adds the perfect touch!
Why, we can chill bottles of French wine in three and a half minutes! Plus, although one such as I would certainly never have any reason to, one could even use it to chill a can of something in just a minute! Imagine, Barbara, me drinking a chilled lager! From a can! Adorable! I might even have a potato chip!
You know, I was at the club the other day, and the Colonel told me the Tailgater model came with a cigarette lighter adapter. We could throw it in a pick-up truck and take it to that dirty part of town and drink outside! Wouldn’t that be absolutely depraved? Haw haw haw! Imagine! Imagine the scandal! Oh, wouldn’t Mother simple die with shame?
Features
- Chill on Demand for parties, entertaining or when you want a cold beverage at a moment’s notice
- Chill cans in 1 minute, bottles in 3.5 minutes or standard size (750ml) wine bottles in 6 minutes
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Easy to use:
- Simply add ice, water and plug in
- Insert your beverage
- Select your settings - Extra option chills beverages to ice cold
- No spin option for delicate wines
- Indicator light tells you when to add ice
- Automatic touch pad timer stops the chilling process when your beverage is ready
- Removable lid cap allows for chilling of 750ml wine bottles
- Evenly warm baby bottles, just add hot tap water
- Safe to chill carbonated beverages like beer or soda, which will not foam over upon opening
- 90 times faster than a refrigerator
- 40 times faster than a freezer
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Chill wine to your desired temperature:
- 1 minute to 60°F
- 3.5 minutes to 50°
- 6 minutes to 40° (typical refrigerator temperature)
Warranty: 90 Day Revolutionary Cooling Systems
Specs
In the box:
- (1) Cooper Cooler HC01 (Choose Brushed Silver, or White/Black)
Specs
In the box:
- (1) Cooper Cooler HC01 (Choose Brushed Silver, or White/Black)
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