The DecoLav 22.5” Oval Bathroom Mirror with Glass Shelf is a perfect way to catch up with old childhood friends.

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

“Who dares awake me from me… oh my GOD! Sharon? Is that you? Oh, I can’t believe it! What’s it been, twenty years? Oh, last time I saw you it was at that slumber party, I guess you were sixteen? I guess you still look it, don’t you! Oh, and this bathroom is AMAZING, might I say. Is that a DecoLav 22.5” Oval Bathroom Mirror with Glass Shelf I just came through? Looks like you did all right for yourself after all. Say, did you marry Bill? See, I knew you were going to marry Bill. Sandy said she would, but we both know she wasn’t right for a football hero. How is Sandy, by the way? Oh, you lost touch in college? Well, that can happen with old friends. I’m just so glad it didn’t totally happen with us! Listen, are you in a hurry? Because my husband, the Candyman, he’s got a late shift tonight… right, there’s a girl’s school in Wales doing some ghost story night, so he already knows he’s going to have lots of work. If you’re free, we can get some wine and catch up, yeah? Oh, fabulous! Listen, I think… oh, hang on… okay, apparently some girl in Kansas just said my name once, so I gotta check that out. No, no, she’s in a church bathroom, I don’t think she’ll be brave enough to say it three times, so I’ll probably be right back. Hey, could you tilt the DecoLav 22.5” Oval Bathroom Mirror with Glass Shelf a little so I can… oh, perfect. Can’t bend like I used to, right? Do you do yoga? I tried but… oh, there’s the second time, Sharon, I really gotta take this. Tell you what, tonight at nine, light a candle and say my name three times, and I’ll bring wine and some Ben & Jerry’s, and we’ll just watch Sex & The City or something, okay? Oh, it’s gonna be so much fun! If you know any of the old gang just invite them along but if not it’ll just be you and me. Sharon, I’m so glad you looked me up, you don’t even know! Mwah! I’ll see you nine, okay? Pinky swear? Okay, I gotta run, but I can’t wait till later! Bye! Bye, sweetie! See you tonight!”

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