The Shame
Honor woke up in a sweat and slapped on her Dyson 10" Bladeless Fan. The cool air moved over her like magic. She covered her eyes and lay back. The dream was still so vivid in her mind.
"You are a ninja, young man! You have a code of honor!"
"And yet, I am sworn to destroy Master Von Santoku, the monster who killed my father!"
That stupid, stupid movie. Was she EVER going to forget the experience?
This was the third night she'd had the dream. The third night since she saw her grade had been posted. Of course, she got a respectable A Minus, but that wasn't the point. That wasn't the point at all.
Honor had taken every bladed fan right out of her parents' home after the first time she had the dream. Her dad, of course, used it as an excuse to buy a Dyson 10" Bladeless Fan. He liked the sci-fi feel and the jet-style technology. He also liked the fact he could sleep through the night without hearing his own daughter yelling "NO! NO! NOT ANOTHER REWRITE!"
The second night, however, Honor had the same dream. She told herself it was just the knife she used at dinner, and left the Dyson 10" Bladeless Fan running all night long. Her little brother teased her about Korean Fan Death but, of course, the Dyson 10" Bladeless Fan was as safe as a breeze through the window in the dark. In the morning, Honor gathered all the cutlery and hid them. She promised herself it was just until the holidays were over.
But here it was, the morning of the fourth day, and Honor was awake again. She had to think: what was it? A DVD of "Blades Of Steel" in the living room? Her little brother's "Blade II" movie poster, the one over his bed? Or maybe it was just her feelings of guilt over making such a terrible movie, feelings she repressed, feelings that she'd hidden so deeply that she'd never have to-
No, no, no, it couldn't be THAT! Honor turned her Dyson 10" Bladeless Fan up a notch and sighed. Maybe if she threw out that Game of Thrones boxed set she knew was under the Christmas tree, the nightmares would go away.
Features
What is Air Multiplier™ Technology?
A Dyson fan uses an airfoil-shaped ramp (like a cross-section through an airplane wing) to amplify airflow from 15 to 18 times depending on the model. This creates a smooth, powerful airflow, with no need for fast-spinning blades.
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Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Number of speed settings: | Fully Variable |
Oscillation: | 90° |
Touch Tilt: | 10° dual direction |
Cord Length: | 5.9 feet |
Dimensions: | 19” H x 6” W x 12” L |
Weight: | 6 lbs |
In the box:
(1) Dyson AM01 Air Multiplier Bladeless 10” Table Fan – Loop Amplifier (choose color)
- Base Unit
- Operators Manual
Specs
Number of speed settings: | Fully Variable |
Oscillation: | 90° |
Touch Tilt: | 10° dual direction |
Cord Length: | 5.9 feet |
Dimensions: | 19” H x 6” W x 12” L |
Weight: | 6 lbs |
In the box:
(1) Dyson AM01 Air Multiplier Bladeless 10” Table Fan – Loop Amplifier (choose color)
- Base Unit
- Operators Manual
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