The Other Direction

If this is opposite day, then this Dyson blows!

Honey, you know how you asked me to go to the store and pick up one of those bladeless Dyson fans? Well, here's what I got.

"Um, this isn't a fan, Chris... it's a Dyson DC24 vacuum. That's pretty much the opposite of the fan."

I know! Exactly! It's opposite day!

"What? Chris, it's too hot for this crap. We need a fan."

That's what you told me before. Which is why I got this vacuum! Instead of blowing, it uses a Root Cyclone™ Technology to suck stuff into its Clear Bin! And you know how fans are supposed to sit still?


Well, this vacuum rides on a ball, giving it maximum mobility! Oh man, I totally got you! HAHAHAHA!

"So, wait. It's opposite day?"


"Then if you were really going to do the opposite of getting me a fan, wouldn't you take a vacuum away from me?"

What? Oh... I see... very funny!

"And wouldn't the opposite of a Dyson fan be something not made by Dyson. Like a Nosyd."


"A Nosyd. It's Dyson backwards."

Fine, I mean... if you're going to get really technical about it...

"But here's the big thing: who told you it's opposite day?"

My friend.

"You mean 'your enemy?'"

Okay, yes.

"You mean 'no?'"

What are you getting at, Liz?

"Well, did whoever told you say, 'it's opposite day'?"

Yeah, he texted me.

"Well, shouldn't he have said, 'it's not opposite day'?"

Um... okay... fine. Yes. He should've said that instead.

"But then what would people say when it's really not opposite day?"

I guess they'd say, 'it's not opposite day' then too.

"Exactly. And you know what that means?"


"That it can never be opposite day!"

No... but... BUT... NO! NONONONONO!

[What happens at this point isn't pretty. Essentially, Chris suffers a complete mental breakdown that he'll never recover from. For the rest of his life he sits very still, contemplating whether anything really exists.]

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  • Suction power – 115 airwatts (constant)
  • Ultra-lightweight and compact, weighing only 11.65 lbs.
  • Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it with out pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
  • The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
  • Root Cyclone™ Technology: Patented Dyson technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Lifetime Washable HEPA Filtration (High Efficiency Particulate Air): Filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
  • Certified Asthma and Allergy Friendly by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
  • Easy Empty Bin: Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
  • Motorized Brushbar: Powerful bristles remove dirt and pet hair from carpets
  • Clear Bin allows you to see when the bin should be emptied and removes the need to buy specific vacuum bags
  • Reversible wand for easier cleaning in hard-to-reach places

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson


Dimensions (HxWxD): 29.6×11.0×13.7 inches
Weight: 11.65 pounds
Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone technology
Suction power: 115 Air Watts (constant)
Movement Type: Ball Technology
Filter: Lifetime washable HEPA filter
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: Motorized Brushbar
Bin capacity: 0.19 gallons
Cord length: 20 ft.
Max reach: 28.72 ft

In the Box:

  • (1) Dyson DC24 All-Floors Upright Ball Vacuum
  • (1) User’s Guide
  • (1) Warranty Card

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