"Less is More" and Other Lies
It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?
It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.
Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.




Features
- Suction power – 220 airwatts (constant)
- Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it without pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
- The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
- Conventional upright vacuums sit on four fixed wheels, making them awkward to steer
- Root Cyclone Technology – Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air without using a filter
- Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
- Certified Asthma Friendly – Air expelled from a Dyson DC25 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe
- Easy Empty Bin – Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
- On Board Tool Storage – Brush and crevice tools store on the machine
- Brush Bar – Will protect delicate floors and rugs
- Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Specs
Dimensions | 42.4×15.4×12.2 (HxWxD) inches |
Weight | 16.12 pounds |
Suction power | 220 airwatts (constant) |
Filter | Lifetime washable HEPA filter |
Brushbar control type | Fingertip brush control |
Bin capacity | 0.31 gallons |
Cord length | 24.6 ft |
Max reach | 40.3 ft |
Weight | 16.12 pounds |
Air Velocity of Root Cyclone |
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65 Feet per second in the outer cyclone 164 Feet per second in the core separator 262 Feet per second in the inner cyclone |
Dust Particle G Forces |
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500G in the outer cyclone 29,000G in the core separator 150,000G in the inner cyclone |
- Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum - Grey
- Crevice Tool
- Upholstery Tool
- User’s Guide
- Warranty Card
Specs
Dimensions | 42.4×15.4×12.2 (HxWxD) inches |
Weight | 16.12 pounds |
Suction power | 220 airwatts (constant) |
Filter | Lifetime washable HEPA filter |
Brushbar control type | Fingertip brush control |
Bin capacity | 0.31 gallons |
Cord length | 24.6 ft |
Max reach | 40.3 ft |
Weight | 16.12 pounds |
Air Velocity of Root Cyclone |
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65 Feet per second in the outer cyclone 164 Feet per second in the core separator 262 Feet per second in the inner cyclone |
Dust Particle G Forces |
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500G in the outer cyclone 29,000G in the core separator 150,000G in the inner cyclone |
- Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum - Grey
- Crevice Tool
- Upholstery Tool
- User’s Guide
- Warranty Card
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 53.003s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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