Stand Up and Be Ridiculed

Get ready to suck up some laffs with the Upright Vacuums Brigade!

A hearty "yes, and" to all you improv imps out there from the Upright Vacuums Brigade! This week is packed like a clear debris bin, only instead of pet hair and skin flakes, it's full of giggles, chortles, and glistening, bodacious titters! Here are all the haps you won't hesitate to want to neglect refusing to fail to avoid!

  • The Root Psy-Clones (Monday, 7 PM): It's sketch comedy for geeks: a totally nonobvious idea that nobody has ever had, ever! Marvel at how the right performer can make Captain Picard, the Doctor, and Harry Potter sound exactly the same!
  • fixed wheel. (Wednesday, 4 AM): The most advanced, least comprehensible improv troupe in town challenges the idea that comedy should be entertainment. You'll be laughing too hard to be confused, or maybe the other way around.
  • Baby's First Improv (Thursday, 10 AM): Improv isn't about dialogue, or stories, or ideas, or coordinated physical action. We'll prove it with this course for preverbal, non-mobile infants. Applicants must pass a series of five Harold tryouts.
  • Jus' Funnin' (Friday, 7 PM, 9 PM, & 11 PM): The four friends who started this thing, plus the one guy whose inherited Texas Instruments stock pays the rent for the space, dick around on stage just kind of doing whatever seems funny. Tickets $15 adv. $18 DOS.
  • Open Comedy Jam (Saturday, 10 AM): Join us to perform spontaneous comedy involving pushing Dyson vacuums around our theater floor. Wear something you don't mind getting dirty.

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Features

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  • Root Cyclone™ technology: All Dyson vacuums have patented cyclone technology; captures more dirt and microscopic dust than other cyclones
  • Telescope reach™ wand: Extends 15.7ft, with no awkward parts to assemble
  • Hygienic bin emptying: To minimize risk of contact with dirt
  • Lifetime HEPA filter: Traps microscopic pollen and allergens; ideal for allergy sufferers
  • Lightweight and easy to carry: Just 17.6lbs. No compromise in durability

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Specs

Specifications
Suction power: 240 Air Watts (constant)
Movement type: Fixed wheel
Filter: Lifetime HEPA filter
Brushbar control type: Control on cleaner head
Cleaner head / Floor tool: Clutch controlled brushbar
Stair cleaning: Telescope reach™ wand
Bin capacity: 0.61 gal (Clear bin)
Tools / accessories: Combination accessory tool
Stair tool
Dimensions: 44.9”H x 13.4”D x 14.0”W
Weight: 17.6lbs
Max. reach: 51.1 ft
Cord length: 35 ft


In the box:

(1) Dyson® DC33 19625-03 Multi Floor Vacuum includes:

  • Combination Accessory Tool
  • Stair tool
  • Operating Manual
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Product Registration Card

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