Vacuum Man

Tyler always wanted to be a superhero, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't develop superpowers.

He'd spent most of his childhood and now the beginning of his young adulthood doing everything he could. Every birthday cake, every tooth fairy wish, he asked for superpowers. He even went to such lengths as whenever he saw a spider, letting it bite him, but all that did was cause him to have itchy, sometimes painful spider bites.

But Tyler had read enough comics books, seen enough movies to know there was another route. There was always the Bruce Wayne / Tony Stark method. He didn't need to be superhuman if he had the right equipment. He didn't have much on hand, but he did have a brand new Dyson DC34 Handheld Vacuum. He grabbed his vacuum and declared that from that day forth he would be Vacuum Man.

His days would be spent roaming the street collecting any dust or dirt that he could find. He'd carry the lightweight 2.9 lb vacuum for hours at a time without getting tired. When he found dirt, he would vacuum it, and then dump in the trash.

After a few times on patrol, he got into a rhythm. He seemed to be finding dirt everywhere, and then there was sand, heaping piles of sand. So he fired up his vacuum, and he vacuumed. Oh, did he vacuum, load after load, emptying them in the trash, until finally he had sucked up every last grain of that menacing sand.

Proud of his accomplishment, he surveyed the area. The sand was now gone, and so was the dirt. All that was left was an empty wooden box, a set of swings, and a little boy, staring at him. He smiled at the boy, but the boy started to cry. The boy had a little bucket and shovel in his hands. He dropped them and ran, still crying.

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Features

  • The Dyson DC34, powered by the Dyson digital motor that spins up to three times faster than conventional electric motor, has the highest suction of any other handheld
  • Root Cyclone technology—Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • 22.2 volt Lithium-ion battery—Releases charge evenly with no drop off and recharges up to three times faster than others
  • Hygienic and quick to empty—Just push the button to release the dirt
  • Dual power mode—15 minutes of high constant suction or 6 minutes of MAX power for more difficult tasks
  • Lightweight and ergonomic—Only 2.9 lbs with balanced weight distribution for easy handling
  • Lifetime washable filter

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

 

Specs

Specifications
Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone™ technology
Suction power: 15 minutes of 28 airwatts or 6 minutes of 65 airwatts (constant)
Movement type: Handheld
Filter: Lifetime washable filter
Bin capacity: 0.09 Gallons
Tools / accessories: Combination accessory tool
Crevice tool
Dimensions: 8.1”H x 12.7”D x 4.4”W
Weight: 2.9 lbs

 

In the Box:

(1) Dyson 21510-02 DC34 Handheld Vacuum

  • Operating Manual
  • Battery
  • AC/DC Power Adapter and Battery Charger
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Warranty Information
  • Product Registration Card

 

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