High Maintenance

Why a Dyson? Because the last thing you need is another useless shiny toy hanging around the house. 

Ernie rolled over and lit a cigarette.

"Hey, Toots. Whaddya say you get in that kitchen and rustle us up some grub? I'm gonna need my strength. Got a big day lined up with that Dyson DC34 over there."

Brandi removed her tassels and placed them on the nightstand. She pulled the sheet up to her chin and slumped down in a pout.

"Awww, Daddy. Do you HAVE to work today? I thought we was going to the zoo. I wanna pet the panda bears."

"I told you already, you can't just go pettin' panda bears. They're endangered. The zoo people won't let you get near them. Besides, if I can move as many of those lightweight and ergonomic handhelds as I think I can, I could buy you a panda bear."

Brandi bounced and clapped happily at the thought of owning her very own panda bear. Ernie took advantage of the momentary distraction by getting up and gathering his things. By the time she noticed, he had already tested the 22.2 volt Lithium-ion battery and practiced how to demonstrate the hygienic and quick-to-empty dirt bin.

He had one foot out the door when she finally got out of bed and draped the sheet around her.

"And just what am I supposed to do all day while you're out showboatin' with all your fancy cleanin' machines?"

Ernie turned to face her. She sure was a dolly. No one could argue with that. But oooh boy, she was also as dumb as the day was long, and it was starting to grate on him. He took a wad of cash out of his pocket and tossed it at her.

"Here. Entertain yourself."

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  • The Dyson DC34, powered by the Dyson digital motor that spins up to three times faster than conventional electric motor, has the highest suction of any other handheld
  • Root Cyclone technology—Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • 22.2 volt Lithium-ion battery—Releases charge evenly with no drop off and recharges up to three times faster than others
  • Hygienic and quick to empty—Just push the button to release the dirt
  • Dual power mode—15 minutes of high constant suction or 6 minutes of MAX power for more difficult tasks
  • Lightweight and ergonomic—Only 2.9 lbs with balanced weight distribution for easy handling
  • Lifetime washable filter

The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a physical address inside the United States to ship your order to.  Apologies to our APO/FPO customers.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 180 Day Dyson



Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone™ technology
Suction power: 15 minutes of 28 airwatts or 6 minutes of 65 airwatts (constant)
Movement type: Handheld
Filter: Lifetime washable filter
Bin capacity: 0.09 Gallons
Tools / accessories: Combination accessory tool
Crevice tool
Dimensions: 8.1”H x 12.7”D x 4.4”W
Weight: 2.9 lbs


In the Box:

(1) Dyson 21510-02 DC34 Handheld Vacuum

  • Operating Manual
  • Battery
  • AC/DC Power Adapter and Battery Charger
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Warranty Information
  • Product Registration Card


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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