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WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? "DISTURBING THE OTHER CUSTOMERS"? WELL THE FILTH ON THESE FLOORS IS DISTURBING ME! SO I'M NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL MY CORDLESS DYSON DC35 HAS BROUGHT THIS PLACE UP TO THE IMPECCABLE STANDARDS TACO BELL DEMANDS OF ITS FRANCHISEES!
THEIR PATENTED ROOT CYCLONE TECHNOLOGY ENSURES THAT I WON'T LOSE SUCTION POWER AS I VACUUM! AND THE DC35 ONLY WEIGHS 4.85 POUNDS SO I WON'T GET TIRED DURING THE 15 MINUTES THE CHARGE LASTS! GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME ALL 15 OF THOSE MINUTES TO GET THIS DINING ROOM LOOKING HALFWAY INHABITABLE!
WHAT? OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO ORDER ANYTHING! NOT IN THIS PIGSTY! I'LL GO TO THE TACO BELL OVER ON DORCHESTER ROAD WHERE THEY MAINTAIN THE HIGH CALIBER OF SERVICE AND CLEANLINESS ASSOCIATED WORLDWIDE WITH TACO BELL!
BUT HEY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DYSON DC35 WHY DON'T YOU JUST UNPLUG IT? HA HA YOU CAN'T!





Features
- Root cyclone patented technology doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- Weighing a mere 4.85 pounds and is cordless offering you greater freedom
- Fade-free 22.2V lithium-ion battery releases charge evenly throughout use and recharges up to 3 times faster than others
- Powered by the Dyson digital motor up to 3 times faster than conventional motors
- Dual Power Mode provides 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached) or 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks
- Detachable long-reach 26.1 " wand cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps
- Ideal for quick, flexible cleaning on all floor types, stairs, upholstery and inside the car
- Powerful centrifugal forces spin dust and dirt out of the air and into the bin
- Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
- High velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture
- Hygienic and quick to empty, with no need to touch the dirt. Just push the button
- Lifetime filter never needs to be replaced. Just wash every 3 to 6 months
- Docking station stores and recharges vacuum and stores attachments
Motorized Floor Tool
- Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
- Ultra-fine, anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors
- Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet
- Pivots 180 degrees without losing contact with floor
- Cleaner head stays flat to the floor when pulling backward and when vacuum is fully reclined for maximum suction under couches, beds, etc.
- Velour bumper protects furniture and walls
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone Technology |
Suction power Air Watts (constant): | 65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode |
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: | Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes |
Bin Capacity: | 0.09 gallons |
Power: | 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D) |
Weight: | 4.85 lbs |
In the box:
- Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum - Blue
- Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter
- Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
- Quick Start Guide
- 26.1" Wand
- Motorized Floor Tool
- Combination Accessory Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Operating Manual
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone Technology |
Suction power Air Watts (constant): | 65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode |
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: | Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes |
Bin Capacity: | 0.09 gallons |
Power: | 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D) |
Weight: | 4.85 lbs |
In the box:
- Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum - Blue
- Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter
- Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
- Quick Start Guide
- 26.1" Wand
- Motorized Floor Tool
- Combination Accessory Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Operating Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 32.998s
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