Hey, stop it! You can’t tear that down!
Hey, dudes, what’s the problem? Why are y’all so aggro on my Eden Mini Greenhouse?
“Sir, we have reason to believe you’ve used this 12 square foot growing bed with dual coverings of mesh netting and clear cover to grow illicit substances.”
Oh, bro, there’s some kinda mistake.
“Care to enlighten us?”
Yeah, I got one of those cards.
“Cards?”
Yeah. You know. It’s “medicinal.” For my “pain.”
“Why do you keep winking at me like that?”
Y’know. My “pain.”
“Sir, air quotes do not make your story seem more legitimate.”
Oh come on! I thought this whole thing was a wink and a nudge to help people buy drugs! As long as I pretend I’m racked with pain once a year at a physical I get to get high whenever I want and the state collects a little sales tax. Everyone’s happy!
“Sir, I’m not sure what you’re referencing, but medical marijuana is still illegal in this state.”
Oh. For real?
“Yeah.”
Who the hell sold me this card, then?
“I’m not sure, but even if it was legitimate, these are opium poppies.”
It’s a pretty mellow medicine, man.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Riverstone
Condition: New
Features:
- Designed for both indoor and outdoor use
- Wooden garden greenhouse and herb garden
- 12 square feet of high yield growing bed
- Dual coverings of mesh netting and UV protecting clear cover with easy zipper entry
- The elevation is the perfect height for sitting and gardening, perfect for bad backs
- Coated with special rot-proofing to add additional life
- Made from North American Pine
- Quick, No-tool assembly (15 – 20 minutes)
- Sturdy no maintenance construction
- Ability to stain or paint to match exterior setting
- Removal of the enclosure allows for conversion to a garden work bench in less than 5 minutes
- Allows up to 9 months of gardening in colder climates, protecting against frost, insects and animals
- Assembled Dimensions: 48”(W) x 32”-64”(H) x 34”(D)
- Approx Weight: 85 lbs
In the box:
- Riverstone Eden Mini Greenhouse
Specs
Riverstone Eden Mini Greenhouse, 3’ x 4’, Rot-Proof Coating, Pine, Dual Coverings, Bio-DegradableSpecs
Riverstone Eden Mini Greenhouse, 3’ x 4’, Rot-Proof Coating, Pine, Dual Coverings, Bio-DegradableSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 19.998s
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Quantity Breakdown
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