No Coffee Left Behind

It's insane what some people will do to get a good cup of espresso in this town.

If you'd lived in the building as long as some of its residents have, you'd know two important things about its superintendent Nestoras: He doesn't like dogs very much, and he's not a fan of wearing much in the way of clothing during his off hours. Most people figure out the first bit fairly quickly. The second part requires that you knock on his apartment door during off hours.

Like former tenant Alan is doing, for instance, for the first and last time.

Alan gasps as Nestoras pulls back the door, revealing his red satin robe-clad splendor. He mistakes the thick carpet of chest hair spilling out to be a large rodent's and begins to back away as the superintendent brings his latte cup to his lips, furrows his unibrow and says, "Can I help you with something?"

Alan catches his breath and tries desperately not to look down. "I'm, uh, here about some things I left in my apartment when I moved out. Specifically an Espressione Supremma Espresso machine."

"Oh yeah," Nestoras says. "The guy who's been making trouble for me with management." His free hand reaches up and slips fingers into his dark, wooly chest forest. As he itches, tiny flakes of dandruff sprinkle down onto his belly. "It's like I told them, I don't remember seeing anything in there when I cleaned up except some pet-stained carpet and claw marks a few of the doors. I took care of all that stuff, though."

Alan tries focusing on things just behind Nestoras as he speaks: the clock on the wall, the large plant in the corner... "Are you sure? Normally, I wouldn't make such a fuss, but my wife swears she left it on the kitchen counter. Maybe if I describe it to you, you'll remember. It's big and grey, with nice touch screen, 8.8 oz coffee bean capacity, and a steam wand on the front for frothing milk. There's a 1.8 liter removable water tank and a fully programmable ceramic doser and grinder, too. Professional grade, all the way. You really can't miss-"

Alan stops talking as his eyes settle on the machine on Nestoras' kitchen counter. "Actually," he says, pointing, "it looks an awful lot like the one you have there. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's mine!"

Nestoras looks over and chuckles as light shimmers against the material of his robe . "Yours? Nah, I don't think so. Though, come to think of it, I do remember finding the instructional DVD for something just like that in a stack of other movies you had stashed just above the closet door in the bedroom."

The color drains from Alan's face. "Excuse me?"

"Yeah, real raunchy stuff. I figured you and your wife might be missing them, so I packed them up and sent them to the address you gave Management. I imagine they'll get to you any day now." Nestoras takes another sip and shivers. "Look, are we done here? I think I'm catching a draft."

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Features

Supremma Super Automatic Coffee/Beverage Center is unlike competitive models. It features a professional brewing system developed by Bianchi, the renowned Italian manufacturer of vending machines. This well designed coffee center is ready to serve your every coffee need with a simple press of a button. Whether for one shot at home, business meeting or social event, this all-in-one coffee power-house requires minimal maintenance. Professional performance in a super automatic coffee/ beverage center with an elegant refined design. Fully programmable incorporated professional ceramic doser and grinder, coffee essence system (CES), use with whole bean or ground coffee + bonus cappucinador included.

  • Easy to use Touch Screen displays information on the selection made and guides the user
  • Top performance 18 Bar pump, 8 programmable options, and temperature control
  • Large 1.8 liter removable water tank on the side with visible water level
  • Powerful Maxi Cappuccino milk frothing device for making perfect Cappuccinos and Lattes
  • Coffee Essence System (CES) is a pre-infusion that extracts and boosts the aroma and flavor of the coffee, works with either ground coffee or whole beans
  • Professional-quality, adjustable, ceramic grinders do not burn the coffee even at high speeds thus preserving the real taste and provides variation in coarseness
  • Includes instructional DVD
  • Anti-Drip valve with self-primer
  • Hot water and steam function
  • Adjustable automatic switch-off
  • 8.8 oz. Coffee Bean Capacity
  • Removable drip tray
  • High pressure safety valve with cap
  • Thermo Cream system with filter
  • High touch screen buttons with indicators
  • Use with ground coffee and whole beans
  • Self-cleaning and decalcification
  • Cup Holder and warming tray
  • Pump Driven Extraction Method

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Electra-Craft

Specs

Voltage 120 V /60Hz
Power 1150W
Body ABS / Polycarbonate
Dimensions 12.7"W x 15.9"D x 15"H
Certification CUL

 

In the box:

  • (1) Espressione CA4865 Supremma
  • (1) Instructional DVD

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