Closer

We have them in two sizes, depending on your snuggle zone comfort level.

You know that feeling on a cold winter's night when you're snuggled up all comfy cozy under the covers with your sweetie?

The warm fire's crackling in the fireplace, you inch closer, caress her face ever-so-gently while gazing into her eyes and then whisper quietly, "Holy bejeezus, it's friggin' hot under here. I'm sweating. Are you sweating?"

She turns her face toward you, kisses you on the cheek and says, "Two beads of sweat are currently trickling slowly towards the crack of my …"

But you put your finger to her lips and say, "Shhh. You don't have to explain. I know. BELIEVE ME, I know."

Now imagine having that feeling, but being encased together in one L/XL Forever Lazy, the ultra-soft fleece seemingly closing in around you. You fumble with the 2-way zipper, and claw desperately at the back escape hatch, praying for that cool rush of air down below. It comes. But now your two sweaty bodies are stuck together, and you're terrified that if you try to peel them apart, you'll both lose a layer of skin and then have to go to the hospital and explain the whole situation.

And that, my friends, is why we also sell the XS/S Forever Lazy.

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Features

  • The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
  • Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
  • 2-way zipper
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
  • Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
  • This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
  • Sizes run large
  • 100% polyester

Watch the Forever Lazy Video

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Days Forever Lazy

Specs

Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size)
Size Height Weight in Pounds
XS/S
  • 5'0" - 5'7"
  • 105-150
L/XL
  • 5'7" - 5'8"
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10"- 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 6'1"- 6'5"
  • 215-260
  • 205-260
  • 195-260
  • 180-260
  • 155-260
Specifications
Fabric: 100% Polyester
Care:
  • Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach when Needed
  • Tumble Dry Low
  • Cool Iron if Needed
Made in: China

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

  • (1) Forever Lazy
  • (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 57.119s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 7% second woot
  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 34% bought 1
  • 31% bought 2
  • 35% bought 3 or more

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Forever Lazy
$3.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$3.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.