Closer
You know that feeling on a cold winter's night when you're snuggled up all comfy cozy under the covers with your sweetie?
The warm fire's crackling in the fireplace, you inch closer, caress her face ever-so-gently while gazing into her eyes and then whisper quietly, "Holy bejeezus, it's friggin' hot under here. I'm sweating. Are you sweating?"
She turns her face toward you, kisses you on the cheek and says, "Two beads of sweat are currently trickling slowly towards the crack of my …"
But you put your finger to her lips and say, "Shhh. You don't have to explain. I know. BELIEVE ME, I know."
Now imagine having that feeling, but being encased together in one L/XL Forever Lazy, the ultra-soft fleece seemingly closing in around you. You fumble with the 2-way zipper, and claw desperately at the back escape hatch, praying for that cool rush of air down below. It comes. But now your two sweaty bodies are stuck together, and you're terrified that if you try to peel them apart, you'll both lose a layer of skin and then have to go to the hospital and explain the whole situation.
And that, my friends, is why we also sell the XS/S Forever Lazy.
Features
- The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
- Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
- 2-way zipper
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
- Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
- This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
- Sizes run large
- 100% polyester
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Days Forever Lazy
Specs
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
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Made in: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:
- (1) Forever Lazy
- (1) Pair of Slipper Socks
Specs
Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size) | ||
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Size | Height | Weight in Pounds |
XS/S |
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L/XL |
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|
Specifications | |
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Care: |
|
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:
- (1) Forever Lazy
- (1) Pair of Slipper Socks
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 57.668s
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