Forever Lazy (3 Sizes)

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If you're going to be lazy all day anyway, you might as well just wear lazy clothes. It's not like they can judge you TWICE for the same thing.

Sylvia flopped on the couch and grabbed the remote. "PAMELA! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF THAT RUM CAKE, OKAY?"

Pamela peeked around the corner. "Did I hear you right? You don't want any more rum cake?"

Sylvia huffed. "I couldn't sleep all night, okay? I kept having dreams about these people in blue costumes. They were closing in around me, and smiling. Too creepy."

"And you're blaming the rum cake?"

"Pamela, if it wasn't what I ate, what was it?"

Pamela waved her hands. "Come with me. Don't say anything."

Sylvia followed her friend out into the hallway. There, lying against the elevator were the blue Forever Lazy fleece outfits. Sylvia opened her mouth wide and pointed.

"THAT'S WHAT I SAW!"

"Of course it was, Sylvia. Because you came staggering back from Rod's at three in the morning, and you passed this on the way to your bed. You probably saw all these comfy snuggle-sacks and your brain did the rest."

Sylvia scowled. "Where did these even COME from?"

"Honestly?" Pamela answered. "I couldn't even guess. This place has really gone downhill since you moved out, Sylvia."

And Sylvia could only nod.

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Features

  • The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
  • Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
  • 2-way zipper
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
  • Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
  • This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
  • Sizes run large
  • 100% polyester

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Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Days Forever Lazy

Specs

Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size)
Size Height Weight in Pounds
XS/S
  • 5'0" - 5'7"
  • 105-150
M
  • 5'2" - 5'4"
  • 5'6" - 5'7"
  • 5'8 "
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10" - 5'11"
  • 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 155-170
  • 150-210
  • 110-210
  • 110-200
  • 110-195
  • 110-190
  • 110-185
L/XL
  • 5'7" - 5'8"
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10"- 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 6'1"- 6'5"
  • 215-260
  • 205-260
  • 195-260
  • 180-260
  • 155-260
Specifications
Fabric: 100% Polyester
Care:
  • Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach when Needed
  • Tumble Dry Low
  • Cool Iron if Needed
Made in: China

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

  • (1) Forever Lazy
  • (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 32% bought 1
  • 27% bought 2
  • 41% bought 3 or more

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Forever Lazy (3 Sizes)
$3.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$3.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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