Mermaids sleep on the foam of the sea. Mermaids also have back troubles. They should be using memory foam pillows instead.

You see them all the time, wailing and weeping to passing ships hauling Accessories and Watches to a brand new Woot site. "Joiiiiin meee!" they call to every sailor, in hopes they'll meet a companion who can pay for their chiroctopus visits. And yet, no one comes to their air, and they swim home, to lie their lovely heads on the harsh, foam-covered rocks the sea offers a a pillow.

You, however, are a human, so chiroctopi won't even accept your appointment. That's why YOU need a nice pillow to keep you comfy on land.

Sleeping on memory foam opens up a comfortable world far beyond moist rocks. Imagine your pillow finally offering the support you crave, with 100% less jagged seashells poking you in the face!

With a lovely memory foam pillow, you can, at last, sleep better than the cursed half-human half-fish she-beasts allegedly living in the most dangerous parts of the ocean. And that's a promise.

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