Four steak knives? Sounds like a delicious evening in. Mostly because most restaurants won't let you bring in your own steak knives. What, were you raised in a barn or something?

The drama was subsiding, her relationship with Phil was growing, it was almost time for the holidays and, in just a few minutes, her Ginsu 4-Piece Steak Knife Set would be clean and ready to use. It was enough to make her want to sing along with her iPod.

One knife I think I'll use
to cut the steak he'll cook
because he promised meeeh
we won't get take awaaay

Resisting rust and stain
Ginsu sofuto blades
Hopefully he'll then say,
"Let's go get carrot cake."

My Ginsu knives come with four
for slicing
I'm pleased they're just what I want
for nights in

A knife that fits my hand
From a familiar brand
Known to all TV fans
They cut tin cans

Now they've a bit more class
I bet they'll likely last
The perfect steak knife blade
For people you love

My Ginsu knives come with four
for slicing
I'm pleased they're just what I want
for nights in

My Ginsu knives come with four
for slicing
I'm pleased they're just what I want
for nights in

And heee
Said he'd bring mashed potatoooooes
That weeee
We'll eat them right beside the cooked meat
Slicing bite-sized cooked meat
So in lovvvvvve

My Ginsu knives come with four
for slicing
For when staying home's
inviting

My Ginsu knives come with four
for slicing
For when staying home's
inviting

Of course, Phil couldn't hear through the door. But if he could, Danielle wouldn't have been singing in the first place. It wouldn't do to let him get too confident.

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