Fair Warning

Don't even think about coming between a vindictive robot vacuum and her beloved human.

A smirk crossed Roomba's face as she watched the scene from her self-charging station.

"Boy, you've really outdone yourself this time," said her Virtual Wall.

"What?" Roomba responded with mock innocence.

"Oh don't pretend like you didn't do that on purpose. I wouldn't be surprised if you're up on eBay by the end of the week," continued Virtual Wall.

Roomba scoffed at the idea. It was ludicrous. She and Craig were kindred spirits. His heart was as empty as her bagless dirt bin. And despite all his best efforts with that mousy-haired hussy, Roomba knew she was the only one who could fill it.

"It's not my fault she's so clumsy. She didn't even look when she stepped down off that ladder. She could have done irreparable damage to my rotating bristle brush."

"Speaking of damage, look at that ankle. It's all purple and swollen up three times its regular size," said Virtual Wall.

Roomba smiled triumphantly. Craig and Danielle had gotten off to a rocky start, and if this most recent episode wasn't enough to drive the tramp away, nothing was.

"I don't know what you're so proud of," said Virtual Wall. "Look at the way he's tending to her. I'd say your little scheme backfired."

But Roomba knew better. She knew what Craig was in to, and it certainly wasn't high maintenance. He needed a woman like her, simple to operate. Just press the Clean button and she'll take care of the rest.

Danielle was a dirty spot that needed a quick clean-up. And as long as Roomba detected her presence, she wouldn't stop until the mess was gone for good.

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  • Cleaning Head suspension system efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors
  • Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom
  • Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more
  • Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin
  • Powered by a re-chargable Nickel Metal Hydride (NiMh) battery
  • Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin
  • Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges
  • Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
  • Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
  • Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
  • Compact Virtual Wall creates an invisible barrier that blocks Roomba from entering off-limit areas
  • Simple operation—just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest
  • Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleanings
  • Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
  • Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
  • Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
  • Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day iRobot


  • Dimensions: 3.6"(H) x 13.4"(D)
  • Weight: 8.3 lbs

In the box:

  • iRobot Roomba 530
  • Virtual Wall 
  • Self-charging Home Base
  • Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
  • Rechargeable Battery
  • Filter

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 24.990s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 24% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 35% < 10 woots
  • 17% < 25 woots
  • 17% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 17% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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