Sleep like you stole them! Except without the fear you might be caught.

It's okay to enjoy the rush of getting away with something. People do it all the time. That's half of the reason people stay in hotels. For the thrill. What's better than a room where your every need is met 24/7, where you've got almost as many channels as you do at home, where you might have pool access at least 50% of the year, and where the sheets are like starched angel's wings that are washed every other guest at least.

Now you can bring that comfort to your home. With Hotel Sheets, you can imagine that you're staying in a perfectly comfortable hotel room during the winter when the pool is closed, and that you've been giving a free room because the TV doesn't work, and also the kitchen is closed for remodeling so you've got to order a pizza and fall asleep early.

For extra authenticity, have your neighbor start vacuuming outside your door at nine in the morning. Ah, the glory of shared spaces. So magical! So much comfort!

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