Boo-rush Your Teeth

This Halloween season, please remember your teeth should be the only part of you that DOESN'T look scary.

Vlah! I vant to suck your blood! But I can't, because your blood vill stain my fangs, and then people vill ridicule me and kick me out of the vampire clubs. Vlah! Vlah! If only I could have some sort of formula that vould make my teeth kissibly vhite again! Perhaps then my beloved Lucy would return! Vlah!

Say, that's me! Hi, I'm Count Jack Ula, former vampire prince. Thanks to a few magic amulets, I'm no longer a vampire! And that's to the kissMe!™ Teeth Whitening Kit, I no longer have to worry about the color of my teeth.

With the simple-to-use system, I can fill up a tray that's a perfect mold of MY teeth, and whiten in about twenty minutes, thanks to the cool blue LED light. Ha ha, no sunshine involved here! Not to mention, the Vitamin E swaps help with my sensitive human choppers, which is a great help after years of being part of the indestructible legion of the undead.

Best of all? The kissMe!™ Teeth Whitening Kit has helped me win back my Lucy. Sadly, she's still a vampire, which is pretty much my fault, I guess. But that was the old me, and we're working through our issues together. At least our teeth will shine like the moon, right?

Oh, yeah, that reminds me. The kissMe!™ Teeth Whitening Kit may trigger transformations in werewolves. So, you know, be careful who you smile at.

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Why wait? Feel confident to get close to that special someone with the kissMe!™ Teeth Whitening Kit. Includes everything you need to obtain that “kissable” smile that others will notice!

Soft-Bite™ Mouth Tray

  • An instant, hassle-free custom forming mouth tray – no boiling water required
  • This is not a ”one size fits all” tray that many other kits have
  • This unique tray, made with FDA certified food-grade silicone, creates a perfect, soft mold of your teeth, can be used multiple times, and can even be re-formed should the need arise
  • Included is a hard plastic case for easy and convenient storage

Photo-White™ Gel

  • The kissMe!™ Teeth Whitening Kit contains 2 Photo-White™ 3ml 30% CP (carbamide peroxide) syringes – enough for 6 treatments
  • Each treatment takes only 20 minutes, so it’s quick and easy
  • Experience a noticeably more attractive smile after your first treatment
  • Photo-White™ gel is a unique formula that contains Photo-Booster™ – a special patented ingredient designed to enhance and accelerate the effect of the included blue led light for even more dramatic results

Kool-Blu™ LED Light

  • This portable, convenient and effective whitening accelerator is a must if you wish to achieve the best whitening results possible
  • This cool blue LED light activates and accelerates the breakdown process of the whitening gel, enabling you to achieve maximum results in just 20 minutes
  • Requires 2 CR2025 batteries (Included)

Vitamin E Swabs

  • Great for those with sensitivity issues
  • Applied before and after treatments

Kit Contains:

  • (1) Soft-Bite™ Mouth Tray
  • (2) Photo-White™ 3ml 30% CP Syringes
  • (1) Kool-Blu™ LED Light
  • (2) CR2025 Batteries
  • (1) Tray Case
  • (1) Shade Guide
  • (6) Preloaded Vitamin E Swabs

Instruction Manual

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item


How to Use
  1. Make An Impression - Gently bite down on silicone center of mouth tray to form an exact impression of your  upper and lower teeth. Carefully remove tray from mouth once impression has been made.
  2. Apply Photo-White™ Gel – After removing the end cap, squeeze a small amount of gel (the size of a match head) into each tooth impression.  Use approximately 1/2 ml for each side (1ml total per treatment). Carefully insert loaded tray into mouth, bite down firmly.
  3. Turn On Blue LED Light – After inserting mouth tray, take your blue LED light and place your lips over the clear plastic mouthpiece (or just hold it if you prefer). Turn light on by pressing the white button.  Recommended treatment time: 10-20 minutes total. Remove light and tray, rinse tray with room temperature water and store in case for future use.

For Best Results –  Perform 1-2 treatments every other day until all 6 treatments have been performed. Repeat this process every 6 months. Note: Sensitivity levels will vary. Treatments should only be performed at a frequency you can tolerate.


Soft-Bite™ Mouth Tray: Vinyl casing, food-grade silicone

Photo-White™ Gel: propylene glycol, glycerin, carbamide peroxide, photo-booster, carbopol, trolamine, natural peppermint oil, ferrous gluconate, sucralose, mica/titanium dioxide

In the Box:

(1) kissMe!™ Teeth Whitening Kit includes:

  • (1) Soft-Bite™ Mouth Tray
  • (2) Photo-White™ 3ml 30% CP Syringes
  • (1) Kool-Blu™ LED Light
  • (1) Tray Case
  • (2) Preloaded Vitamin E Swabs

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