WHICH KITCHENAID HEAVY DUTY MIXER COLOR WILL REIGN SUPREME?
RED MIXER: I AM THE COLOR OF COURAGE AND SACRIFICE. AND ALSO LOVE. AND BLOOD. I WILL COURAGEOUSLY MIX YOUR INGREDIENTS WITH BLOOD. No wait, that's not what I—
BLACK MIXER: I AM THE COLOR OF POWER AND AUTHORITY. AND DARKNESS. I WILL RULE OVER YOUR KITCHEN AND COVER YOUR HOUSE IN DARKNESS. IT'S OK, EVIL IS COOL.
SILVER MIXER: I am the color of shiny.
RED MIXER: I WILL—wait, that's it? Shiny?
SILVER MIXER: Well......yeah.
BLACK MIXER: So hang on, if a bear attacks you in the woods, you would defend yourself by being shiny?
SILVER MIXER: Why would I be in the woods?
RED MIXER: I don't think any of us could defend ourselves against a bear.
BLACK MIXER: I could.
RED MIXER: How?
BLACK MIXER: I'd mix its face.
RED MIXER: Forget the bear. Surely there must be something about being silver.
SILVER MIXER: I guess clouds have a silver lining.
BLACK MIXER: Ok good.
SILVER MIXER: Uh, silver is associated with 2nd place.
BLACK MIXER: This is sad.
RED MIXER: Hey, silver is a valuable metal, right?
SILVER MIXER: I guess so.
RED MIXER: Hey, why don't we all reign supreme?
BLACK MIXER: Fine with me.
RED MIXER: Ok. In that case, WE ARE ALL COLORS OF IMPORTANCE, AND WE SHALL MIX YOUR INGREDIENTS. UP TO FIVE QUARTS WORTH OF MIGHTY INGREDIENTS. AND TOGETHER, WE REIGN SUPREME.
BLACK MIXER: SUPREME.
SILVER MIXER: And I'll be in 2nd place.
RED MIXER: C'mon we talked about this.
Features
Create your favorite recipes with ease with this KitchenAid 5-quart Pro 500 Bowl-Lift Stand Mixer. This stand mixer features a five-quart stainless steel bowl, flat beater, dough hook, and wire whip attachments and a 10 speed controls.
- All-metal 10-speed stand mixer with powerful 325-watt motor
- 5-quart stainless-steel mixing bowl
- Direct-drive transmission
- Soft Start minimizes splatter
- 9-cup flour capacity
- Safety auto shut-off
- Bowl-lift feature
- Flat beater, dough hook, wire whip, and pouring shield included
- Measures 13-2/7 by 10-2/5 by 16-2/5 inches
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Specs
In the Box:
Select From:
- (1) KitchenAid KSM500Q2ER Hvy Dty Plus 5Qt Bowl Mixer - Empire Red
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- (1) KitchenAid KSM500Q2OB Hvy Dty Plus 5Qt Bowl Mixer - Onyx Black
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- (1) KitchenAid KSM500Q2SL Hvy Dty Plus 5Qt Bowl Mixer - Silver
Specs
In the Box:
Select From:
- (1) KitchenAid KSM500Q2ER Hvy Dty Plus 5Qt Bowl Mixer - Empire Red
~or~
- (1) KitchenAid KSM500Q2OB Hvy Dty Plus 5Qt Bowl Mixer - Onyx Black
~or~
- (1) KitchenAid KSM500Q2SL Hvy Dty Plus 5Qt Bowl Mixer - Silver
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