"Vinnie, how was I supposed to know what The Godfather meant when he told me to take that guy out with my heater?"

Look, I get that The Godfather came from a different generation of mobster, but slang evolves, you know? And today, we ain't all about sharkskin suits and gold teeth. Like, I went to college, you know? I learned programming with a minor in law! And so I just expect a little bit of training in the company lingo, right? Maybe if such a program existed, I wouldn't have taken the guy out to buy a Lifesmart 6-Element Heater.

But it all worked out, right, Vinnie? Turns out, the "mark" was so happy with the dual settings and the built-in fan circulating the warm air, he decided to make a deal! And now, at last, there's peace between the West Side DiMezzianines and the East Side BonGiorno clan. Ironic, I think, that such a heated feud was ended through the gift of a machine full of infrared technology.

I'm just happy The Godfather decided to reward me for all my hard work. Hey, that reminds me! Why are we driving toward the woods? Didn't The Godfather say you were supposed to give me curtains? Boy, I can't wait to find out what THAT'S slang for! Bet it's something great!

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