What will you use this mattress for? A whole bunch of things that will void any warranty.
If you read the "rules" you'll find that mattresses have very specific uses. But in this place we call "life" the "rules" don't always get followed. So here's a small list of things that Big Mattress doesn't want you to do on their mattresses... UNLESS YOU'RE EXTREME TO THE MAX WOOOOOO GUITAR SOLO WOOOOO FIREWORKS WOOOOOO
1: The Table Why get out all the fine china? Why set a table? WHY CARE? The days of big family dinners are gone forever. Now we gobble delivery food in front of a TV while lying face down on our mattresses. It's not recommended, but we ALL DO IT.
2: The Sofa And speaking of TV, how many of us walk all the way into the TV room these days? Sure, if there's company, but if it's just us? We're all sitting on the mattress, sorting out laundry or maybe playing with our laptops. Mattresses are the new couches. It's not what they're built for, but we ALL DO IT.
3: The Ferret Coop Yes, there was a time when we raised ferrets out back, but the Draconian zoning laws of modern America make this currently impossible. It was only logical that forward-thinking individuals such as ourselves would be smart enough to build tunnels into the luxurious Memory Foam that the ferrets could use for playing, sleeping, breeding and other ferret-type things. Of course for some reason this completely voids any warranty, but we ALL DO IT.
4: Breakdancing Pad Oh, this fad wasn't left behind in the 1980s. Today literally twenties of people still breakdance professionally! And most of them need to practice, perhaps using a comfy comfy mattress that will remember which moves need the most support! The mattress executives hate it, of course, because they want to build that new golf course over the community center, but still, we ALL DO IT.
So don't be ashamed to void your warranty as hard as you, the consumer, will like. It's your choice! In fact, maybe you should buy TWO mattresses so you can void the warranty TWICE! That'll show 'em!
Features
- 8" Gel Memory Foam Mattress with Luxurious Woven Jacquard Cover
- Features a 2" Top Layer of Open Cell Memory Foam with infused gel
- Gel Memory Foam is the latest in sleep technology, is naturally cooling and adds comfortable support
- Air Channel layer for increased air flow
- Vented cover increases air flow through the mattress
- Mattress disperses body weight, and reduces pressure points that can disrupt sleep
- Memory foam is resistant to dust mites and is naturally antimicrobial
- Mattress can be used with existing box spring or platform bed
- Cover is removable and washable and features a zippered closure
- Cover made in China, foam made in the USA
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 15 Years Woot
Specs
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100% in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
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Twin: | 38" x 75" x 8" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 8" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 8" |
King: | 76" x 80" x 8" |
Cal King: | 72" x 84" x 8" |
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Density: | 3 pounds (top layer) |
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In the Box:
- (1) 8" Mattress Gel Memory Foam with Tanglewood Cover- Pick Size
Specs
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100% in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
Specifications | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75" x 8" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 8" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 8" |
King: | 76" x 80" x 8" |
Cal King: | 72" x 84" x 8" |
Mattress Layers: |
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Density: | 3 pounds (top layer) |
Materials: |
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Care: |
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Made in: |
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In the Box:
- (1) 8" Mattress Gel Memory Foam with Tanglewood Cover- Pick Size
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