Slightly irregular. Like that weird uncle you still love.

Oh, we've all got that uncle. He says dumb things, he has poorly explained political views, his hobbies are inscrutable and he eats the weirdest stuff while playing the strangest music. And yet, if you need twenty bucks, he's there. If you need a ride from the airport, he'll be there even if the plane is a day late. He's quirky, and he's different, and you'll never agree on anything but you have fun disagreeing because you're family and that's that. And that's what "slightly irregular" means in the human world.

In towels, it just means that maybe they're diagonal or something. Whatever. Just don't use them as guest towels and nobody's ever going to know, right? They'll end up just like that crazy uncle. Weird but something you've grown used to loving.

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