Our Story So Far

OK, now that we've said our piece about the current Woot-Off sale, let's talk about something much more exciting: the ongoing story we've been telling in our product writeups. A lot's gone on in the apartments since our last recap, and we know you've been busy! So here's what you might have missed...

Sylvia's been acting mysterious over the last month, beginning with a trip to the pawn shop for unspecified reasons. Maybe the two detectives across the street are watching her, and maybe they aren't. Either way, she's been spending a lot of time at home, sometimes reading Craig's sci-fi stories and sometimes watching infomercials.

Danielle has been staying home more as well. After her relapse into her old relationship with Phil, she's been reconsidering how her life's been going. She spent some time with her friend Lisa (who knows a thing or two about how to let someone down easy) but otherwise has been spending some time on her own.

This could be why she was there to answer the buzzer when Craig came to check on his aunt. But the reason doesn't matter, does it? Because Craig and Danielle have finally met. Who knows what will happen next?

Of course there's more we're leaving out, from Lesley's revelation about Raoul to Rod's decision to move to the girls at the local community college but surely you've kept up with those on your own, right? If not, consider this your bridge to the next round of stories.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • 350 thread count
  • Soft, breathable cotton helps you stay cool in warm weather and warm in cool weather
  • Extra long staple, very fine cotton used will get softer the more you launder
  • Over-sized to fit high loft mattresses
  • Beautiful sheen and wonderfully soft hand
  • Elegant double-needle hem for flat sheet and pillowcases
  • All around elastic using lock stitching
  • Elastic all the way around the fitted sheet allows for a fit on mattress depth up to 22”
  • Care Instructions: wash cold water, do not bleach, tumble dry low, remove immediately

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Queen Dimensions
Flat sheet 90” x 106”
Fitted sheet 60” x 80 (16” deep pocket)
Standard Pillowcase (each) 21” x 32”

In the Box:

MicroCotton Sheets - Queen Set includes:

  • (1) Flat sheet
  • (1) Fitted sheet
  • (2) Pillowcases

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.113s
First Sucker:
richiexp
Last Wooter to Woot:
Jarn

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 50% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Woots by State

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MicroCotton Sheets - Queen
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