The Trollenberg Terror

This massager might help take away the stress that causes that monster of a headache. Or vice versa. Sometimes your monster needs to relax.

Hello, I'm a Crawling Eye. I know, I know, first thing you're thinking: wasn't that guy in 1950s horror movies? How does he look so good? Well, I credit my youth to two things. One is the best Optometrist in the biz, and the other? The Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager.

To be fair, as a Crawling Eye, my life cycle is a bit different from you mere humans. For one, I'm an eye from another planet, so I don't really hold stress in my muscles the same way that, you know, people do. But I've been told that people sometimes get pressure around the temple area. This Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager mimics the touch of a professional masseuse and helps shatter tension, the way my deadly laser beams shatter the tanks of the nations that try to stop my reign.

And never you mind how a creature with no temple uses the Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager! Didn't your parents teach you to never question a Crawling Eye? Sheesh! Next you'll be asking questions about how I evolved to shoot lasers and my reasons for wanting to conquer the world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY LIVING EYES LIKE ME HAVE SO MUCH STRESS

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Pure Therapy will help you clear your mind with this head & eye massager. Designed to use traditional Chinese acupressure techniques, the massager focuses energy where most stress is created—your head.  Special massage nodes are dedicated to the temple area.  In addition, the high-frequency magnetic fields, inspired by Chinese Acupuncture techniques, further stimulate the pressure points to encourage vigor and mental clarity.

Add heat to your massage session and further immerse yourself in the calming experience.  Use the included earphones and let the gentle nature sounds and music help encourage relaxation. Sound selections include; Flowing Waters, Beach Waves, Drops of Water, Piano Melody, and Tranquil Gardens.  The unit is adjustable, allowing it to fit just about anyone.  Its size and weight also allows it to be portable so you can bring it with you and enjoy a relaxing experience just about anywhere.  Clear your mind with Pure Therapy.

  • Four intelligent air pressure massage settings to customize your ultimate relaxation experience
  • Four vibration modes to exercise your muscles
  • Heat compress feature to enhance your massage
  • Calming music and nature sounds help you relax and uplift your mood
  • Adjustable size to fit your head
  • Double-layer air bag for additional comfort
  • Portable system so you can  enjoy a relaxing experience anywhere

It is recommended that you do not use this product if you experience any of the following medical conditions:

  • Have any eye ailment or injury
  • Have a head injury
  • Have suffered burn injuries on or around the areas of the head
  • Have skin, ear, nose or mouth disease
  • Have abnormal blood pressure
  • Have an electronic medical device in your body, such as a pacemaker
  • Have had a metal plate surgically placed in your body

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Pure Therapy


WARNING: To reduce the risk of burns, fire, electric shock or injury to persons:
  • Read the entire manual before use. To ensure safe and correct use, do not operate without carefully reading the operating manual and only use as described therein
  • Do not use this product around any water or damp areas; also make sure head and hair are completely dry before using the product
  • Do not pour or spill any liquid into the unit as it may result in malfunction or electric shock
  • Do not use the unit near corrosive gas
  • Do not use in an excessively humid or dusty environment
  • Do not expose the unit to heaters, stoves or direct sunlight
  • This device is for indoor use only, do not use outdoors
  • Do not use the unit where the temperature is higher than 40C/104F
  • If the adapter is damaged, do not use the unit. Make sure that the adapter is replaced by the manufacturer before you use the unit again
  • Make sure the unit is turned off and unplugged when not in use
  • Do not cover with blanket or pillow while in use as excessive heating can occur
  • Make sure all controls are turned OFF before disconnecting the chair from a power supply
  • Do not put the adapter near hot surfaces as this can damage the adapter and result in fire of electric shock
  • Remove batteries from compartment when not in use
  • Do not use this product if there is unfamiliar noise or noise above normal operation
  • Do not insert objects into any openings
  • Only an experienced technician should perform maintenance on this product; do not try to do it yourself


In the box:
  • Pure Therapy Head and Eye Massager
  • Integrated Remote Control
  • Earphones
  • (4) AA Batteries
  • Power Adapter
  • User Manual

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